Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Judge Not




This is an email exchange between me and my husband a few hours ago. Read between the lines a little (just a tiny bit) to follow the event.

Husband: I have to order a cup cake cake for Friday...we are having a client appreciation day.

Me: Cup cake CAKE -- I can't even believe it -- Nice! I could meet you there and we could have spaghetti and wine. What do you think?

Also, I was thinking about getting the airplane crew some chocolates...

This poor Asian man who worked for another airline with the word China in it ... was the first to notice that my flight had already left. And the F word actually emitted itself from my mouth. He must have thought I was utterly vulgar.

*mercifully...missed flight rebooked with no additional charges. There aren't enough exclamation marks to illustrate how dumb I felt.

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Friday, May 20, 2011

Friday, May 13, 2011

Speed Lapse

Precocious followed by late bloomer followed by ironic followed by getting...



No one I have ever voted for in any kind of election has won.

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Thursday, May 5, 2011