Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Protecting the (not so) innocent.

A recent chat with Sarah, who frequently advises me on ethical matters:






me: I effing wish I could put this in the blog because you can NOT make this stuff up.
Sarah: I know.
me: I know.
Sarah: Don't you dare.
me: I won't.

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Double Tin Nostalgia



Soundscape of my youth in Timmins, ON (1974).
Two Tin Men in Powell River, BC (2009).
Perhaps not such a long journey.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

The Road(s) Not Taken



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Could this be the "yellow wood" of the 21st Century? Scary.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

One Hundred Mile Diet



This ditty was recently heard on the radio program "Democracy Now" by my good friend and uber-gardener/chef/artist/filmmaker/activist Gian. The song punctuated an on-air discussion of what Gian described as "the crap food epidemic."

I worried that the song would be free advertising.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Coconut Intelligence




In a recent email, I asked my friend David about some things such as how to edit pics properly, how to tag properly and other technical stuff related to improving my writing and the presentation of this blog. I also asked him to "make me smart."Inexplicably, ahem, our conversation devolved into:

David: Can we do that when you're here? (Or is that what you were saying anyway?)
Me: Yes. That's what I was saying. lol. I am going to drink tonight. Malibu coconut rum. And pineapple juice. Yummmy.
TEN minutes later:
Me: Oh sooooo effing good. Yeah. Tropical-like. Oozing with flavour. And booze. I'm conversating with the alcohol.
ONE minute later:
Me: I'm drunk already.



TWO DAYS later:
David: WHOA. Last night: margaritas. WHOA.
Me: I HAVE to tell you. The way to go is Malibu Rum.
Way. To. Go. Such a pleasant droopy drunk, I was. And so happy. x